typosGalore

Monday, July 17, 2006

I don't understand!

About noon today, I worked over a blog and published it. Now, at 10:40 p.m, I find an Email message, saying my site hasn't been active in 90 days! That's about the third time, which would mean once a month, that I have received that message.

Maybe that means that I have seen sitting here dawdling away, while only an occasional slippery advertiser runs in to offer his (or her) fabulous offers to me, and I have never been interested.

Tell you what I'll do: I'll copy this into an Email and send it to relatives and friends, who will no doubt have wished that I had continued my solitude in blogging.

Well, maybe I write only for exercise, and leave blogging to more productive and prolific writers who don't get messages saying that "If you don't use it, you'll lose it!"

With that departing message, I'll tell you a couple of ways you can come aboard.
I'll open the door by admitting you as my guests if you care to. And then all you have to do is type:

www.typosgalore.blogspot.com. Once, I couldn't make that work and slammed down the first thing that came to mind -- a saucy magazine I used to sneak a peak at which was called Jim Jam Jems. So what came out was www.jimjamjems.blogspot.com . I apologize if it isn't nearly as juicy as its grandparent was.

Paul Weeks

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

How to get around an editor's editing!

(I liked this column for The Stockton Record, but my editor decided to nip off the last paragraph. Now, this is her prerogative. But you know what? You WRITE YOUR OWN blog -- and only your spouse has access to the "delete" key!

("I love .!t, Paul," wrote Al Martinez, noted columnist of the Los Angeles Times and numerous popular books, "and you're sure as hell right putting the last graph back. Goddamn editors." )
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Submitted by Paul Weeks, June 11

Vintage column about Charles Schulz for July 2006
596 words

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy, Peppermint Patty, Pigpen – oh, my, the whole gang of Charles Schulz’ comic strip characters have been scampering around my desk. Do you remember them?

Schulz and I were from adjoining states – he, Minnesota, I, North Dakota. Born in 1922, he was two years younger. He passed on six years ago.

An afternoon in the autumn of 1958 was one of my most memorable in newspapering, chatting about our origins and what led us to California. My job was to introduce him to readers of the Los Angeles Mirror to herald his strip’s arrival. It was eight years after he found himself in the big time. He was syndicated in October 1950 in seven newspapers at $90 for his first month, Shucks, I was already close to that a week then on the old L.A. Daily News.

He could hardly grasp the leap he had made since he rose from a lonely childhood in Minneapolis -- often belittled because he was the youngest kid in class after skipping a grade, just as I had, and playing solitary lives deep in imagination.

His dad was a barber. Mine was a rural mail carrier. Schulz didn’t want to get bogged down in a job he didn’t want to do. Neither did I. We chose careers that would be fun. He succeeded beyond all expectations and became probably the wealthiest person I’ve ever known. Me? I just went on having fun.

The Army called Schultz at 20. I enlisted at the same age. He served as a machine-gun squad leader in France, Austria and Germany. I never left the United States, writing sports about Army Air Corps athletes, and later about heroes returning from war While the interview we had in 1958 was supposed to be about him, I began to think he was interviewing me, too.

We read the same comic strips as kids – Moon Mullins, Little Orphan Annie, Popeye, Tilley the Toiler, Mutt and Jeff. . .you read them too. Oddly enough, we read them from the same newspaper, The Minneapolis Tribune in his home town -- the newspaper I sold Sundays in Mott, N. D.

His fascination with cartooning led him to enroll in a correspondence cartoon course in high school. I worked my way up the ladder on the high school newspaper.

His first drawing published was a sketch of his dog, Spike, appearing in 1937 in Robert Ripley’s “Believe it or Not.” That was the year I got my first job on The Albuquerque Journal.

In 1958 he moved to Sebastopol with his wife and five children. By that time his strip appeared in 355 newspapers in the nation and 40 abroad. He was on his way to become the widest-read cartoonist in history with 2,620 newspapers, reaching 335 million readers in seven languages around the world.

Broadway stage welcomed the “Peanuts” gang, as have movies, TV, books and T-shirts galore, with a museum in Santa Rosa. And I still appear in one newspaper –- not bad for two guys from Minnesota and North Dakota, huh?

Schulz died on Feb. 12, 2000, only hours before his final strip appeared in Sunday newspapers. He had announced his retirement on Dec. 14, 1999.

In our house he is remembered by a letter, dated Oct. 8, 1958, that hangs in our hallway, thanking me for the piece I had written. It is encircled by a cartoon of Lucy, her kite stuck, wrapped around a flagpole, crying to Charlie Brown, “What do you mean, girls can’t fly kites. It’s up, isn’t it?”

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Saturday, July 01, 2006

I can't believe another 90 days has gone by before Is entered a blog. The top of this one says June something, but maybe my calendar marches to a different tune. Anyway, I promise to add to this site more often, but currently have some other pressing priorities.

So, blog corporation, bear with me, and I'll promise to be more active. OK?

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

"Hello, Miss Monroe."

"My name is Paul Weeks. I'm a reporter, and. . ."

"I see you know me. And here we are, all alone. . ."

"I mean, I'm. . ."

"Well, Mr. Reporter, I guess we've arrived ahead of the others. . ."

OK. OK. I'm just teasing you along into one of the most fascinating pre-lunch converations I ever had, I suppose.

Marilyn Monroe, the movie sexpot of the day, was sitting down with me, a Los Angeles Mirror reporter, in a dining room as we expected a host of other Hollywood actors, politicians, reporters galore to await the arrival of a visitor to the United States.

His name was Nikita Khrushchev, premier of the Soviet Union in a rather warm season of the infamous Cold War.

How in the dickens did I find myself in THIS situation? Well, the city desk knew I lived a short distance from the 20th Century Fox studios where a luncheon was to be spread for the Premier as a substute or his request to visit Disneyland. I guess Miss Monroe didn't have far to go either.

Everyone was talking about Los Angeles Mayor Norris Poulson's having decided the security risks would be too high to take the City's guest to The Magic Kingdom.

Khruschy was damn mad about that

Ms. Monroe, believe it or not, talked politics -- not about Hollywood, not about her, and certainly not about me..

I don't remember the seating arrangement after the affair bagan, but my attention began to be upon Nikita and his wife as Shirley MacClain whirled and spun and kicked up her heels, dancing, the "Can-Can."

Khruschev later spoke solemnly about the kind of entertainment America provided him. But during the dance, I couldn't help but note his tapping his feet to the rhythm with a sexy beat. His wife? She just glared at him.

I saw Khruschev several times after that -- riding on the train that took him to San Francisco after the fiasco in L.A., again when his ship landed in New York City for the 1960 meeting of world leaders at the United Nations, and several times after that when he chatted with the press at night where he was staying.